I just discovered, from a speech given by Hillary Clinton (the smartest woman in the world) in India, that I forced my wife to vote for Trump. Apparently, Facebook caused amnesia, because I don’t remember doing it. But Hillary said it, so it must be true. The media says, she is the smartest woman in the world.
It wasn’t my fault that I forced my wife to vote for Trump, Facebook did it. In fact, I wasn’t even going to vote for Trump, myself. It was Facebook that tricked me into it.
It was some kind of Russian questionnaire that I volunteered to fill out. Then the mystic power of Facebook, brainwashed me. Then forced me to brainwash my wife. All without my knowledge or memory. After filling out that Russian questionnaire, Facebook beamed gamma rays into my brain, forcing me, and forcing me to compel my wife to vote for Trump.
It is now clear, the Russian’s did it. With the power of Facebook.