Rednecks Tired of Being the Butt of Jokes

Here Are Some for the Leftist Elitists

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Your coworker has 8 body piercings, and none are visible.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You can’t remember . . . is pot illegal?

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You can’t remember . . .  is pot illegal?

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You can’t remember . . .  is pot illegal?

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: “STORM WATCH.”

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Or it’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

 

You Might Be in Socialist California If

If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.

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